Thursday, July 17, 2014

Grammar Girl

I’m a grammar girl. I blame this on two things, the first of which is that I had a hundred times more books than friends when I was younger. The second is that throughout high school and college, I took extensive French courses—some of them in France and completely in French—in which I had to know the parts of speech and the proper ways to use them or I’d get bad grades or humiliating French stares.

Because I’m (pretty much) obsessed with grammar, I have grammar pet peeves. At the top of my list is the misuse of I and me. I hear people say these wrong in person and on TV all the time and I’ve read many books where they’re used incorrectly. For some grammar things, I’m willing to let the mistakes go because they’re part of a dialect. Not so with I and me. When people misuse them, I cringe. Sometimes, I correct. (Yes, I know this drives people crazy, but I just can’t help it.) It sounds SO WRONG. It’s like nails on a chalkboard…only worse.

What makes it so bad is that the rule is simple. (And yes, it's a rule, not a guideline.)
If it’s the subject of a sentence, then it’s I.
If it’s the object of a sentence, then it’s me.

Okay, so, if you’re not sure what the subject or object is, that might make the rule a little harder. Basically, if you’re the person doing the action in the sentence, you’re the subject. If you’re the person receiving the action (or stuck in a prepositional phrase), you’re the object. You might be still confused…so I’ve come prepped with examples. First, here’s the picture I’m going to use for these examples:
 
 
This is from a trip my family and I took to Alaska a few summers ago, but don’t get any wrong ideas here. I don’t like fishing or fish. Note that I’m not even touching the fish. I can’t even tell you what kind of fish it is. I picked this picture because no one else in my family is in it.

Anyway, back to the point. If I were to caption the photo, I could say: “I went to Alaska a few summers ago.” Here, I’m the subject of the sentence, so I use I.

Or I could say: “This is a picture of me in Alaska a few summers ago.” Here, I’m the subject of the sentence, so I use me.

But, of course, this isn’t where people have problems. It’s when they throw other people into the mix that they get confused.  They say stuff like: “This is conversation is between you and I.” And then I cringe, correct, and cover my ears. So back to captioning the picture.

Though my brother isn’t in this picture, I could say: “My brother and I caught fish in Alaska a few summers ago.” Or: “This crewman and I are holding up my fish.” These are correct. If you want wrong examples, put me in place of I and read the sentences aloud. Do they sound wrong? They should. And many people get this part right.

It’s when they’re the object of the sentence that people get it wrong.

It’s NOT correct to say: “This is a picture of my fish and I.” Ugh. Did that sound right? It shouldn’t. It should be: “This is a picture of my fish and me.” It’s the same rule as above, when the fish wasn’t involved, where most people use it right, but for some reason that fish confuses the hell out of people. Because it’s just wrong to say: “This is a picture of I.”

Similarly, if I cut off the start of the sentence and caption it with just a phrase, it shouldn’t read: “my fish and I in Alaska a few summers ago.” Because you’d never say this: “I in Alaska a few summers ago.” Right? (Or, at least, I hope you wouldn’t. Please say you wouldn’t.) You should say: “me and my fish in Alaska a few summers ago.” Then I wouldn’t have to cringe.

When I’m writing, I’m very careful to use I and me where they’re supposed to be…and not just because I don’t like it when they’re used incorrectly. Yes, many people use it wrong, but I don’t think that makes it okay. (It’s like how people say irregardless even though it’s so wrong. Even Word is telling me with its squiggly red line to change it. And if you Google it, the definition is regardless…as if Google’s trying to tell you that you’re wrong. Why waste your time with the extra ir if you don’t have to?)

My hope is that if I use I and me right, people who read what I’ve written will also use it right. Even if I get one person to stop using I in a prepositional phrase, that’d be worth it. Of course, for that to happen, I’d have to get my stuff out there where more than just my critique partners can read it. I’m working on that.

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